Vegan Tears – Kitchen Degreaser for The Carnivore Chef

Description

Vegan Tears are no joke when it comes to cleaning up your kitchen.

You know how your stove looks after cooking bacon, hamburger or a steak. It’s a mess.

Well, here is the solution!

Spray it all down with Vegan Tears and wipe it up with a paper towel.

You will be amazed at how fast you can clean up after searing those pork chops or frying those chicken wings.

Now you can work your way through a Carnivore Cookbook without apprehension.

Don’t let VEGAN TEARS go to waste! Put them to good use cleaning up your Carnivore Kitchen 🙂

NO REGRETS – This is how Carnivores eat and live. Cleaning up after cooking should be no different. VEGAN TEARS wipe away all the greasy evidence that you cooked a huge, juicy steak or a pound of bacon on your stove.
KETO FRIENDLY – Of course VEGAN TEARS work for Keto Chefs as well. Even though you are eating your food with some of your food’s food, you need to clean up after cooking, right? VEGAN TEARS are for you!
BLOOD EVERYWHERE on the counters after cutting up your own Picanha steaks or making some home-made sausages? Chill.. VEGAN TEARS are like a crime-scene cleaner for the Carnivore Kitchen. No one will ever know.
SAFE FOR ALL SURFACES. Nuff said. Except, if your clothes get spattered while cooking, spray some VEGAN TEARS on the spot and dab it out with a paper towel.
VEGAN APPROVED! Umm.. maybe not. Definitely should not to be used on Celery or Carrots. Quality is our highest priority and we only want Prime VEGAN TEARS that are sourced and bottled in the USA. Can you really be sure what outsourced Vegans cry about? Neither could we, so we source it all locally and ensure it is compassionately and sustainably gathered.